A month ago I started an absolutely delightful beginner’s course on wine tasting at the 92nd Street Y. At the end of my second two-hour class, I was—surprise, surprise—feeling friendly. I started chatting with my instructor, Meg, about wine books and wine blogs.

In one of my favorite science books, A Natural History of the Senses, author Diane Ackerman points out that although humans have an incredible ability to differentiate among thousands of different smells, we’re lousy at describing them in words. As she puts it:

“The physiological links between the smell and language centers of the brain are pitifully weak…Who can map the features of a smell? When we use words such as smoky, sulfurous, floral, fruity, sweet, we are describing smells in terms of other things (smoke, sulfur, flowers, fruit, sugar). Smells are our dearest kin, but we cannot remember their names. Instead we tend to describe how they make us feel. Something smells ‘disgusting,’ ‘intoxicating,’ ‘sickening,’ ‘pleasurable,’ ‘delightful,’ ‘pulse-revving,’ ‘hypnotic,’ or ‘revolting.’

Ackerman goes on to list the seven categories that all smells fall under:

-minty (peppermint)
-floral (roses)
-ethereal (pears)
-musky (musk)
-resinous (camphor)
-foul (rotten eggs)
-acrid (vinegar)

Anyway, I mentioned Ackerman’s general point to Meg, and she responded with the names of some of the best wine writers out there. One of them was Eric Asimov, the New York Times wine critic who hosts a blog called The Pour. I promptly added it to my RSS reader, and have been reading it devoutly ever since.

The Pour is a really fun read, even for a wine amateur like me. (Everyone can surely relate to his post on hangovers, for instance.) But tonight I put my analytical hat on to see how this master of the vino rhetoric describes smells. I searched his blog for “smell” and then “smells” and was actually a bit surprised to find that Ackerman was right. All of his described “smells” are not smells at all, they’re foods or metaphors or feelings. See for yourself:

“It’s the tangy, crisp, saline quality of the sherry, especially manzanilla, which smells like the sea, that makes it such a good accompaniment to almost anything salty.”

“…my first impression was that this wine smelled like grapes – piercingly – grapes and alcohol. It was almost painful to sniff. There was a candied quality to the aroma, too…”

“…the wine was so light and delicious, smelling of cinnamon and leather, and so pure.”

” …it was bottled with a good dose of sulfur dioxide, a stabilizing agent that, if it’s still present when you open a bottle can smell like a just-struck match.”

“The Nickel & Nickel might have been too young, but it was oaky enough to smell like a vanilla panna cotta.”

So, can anyone think of words that are designated for smells? I can’t. Perhaps we should create some…

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