With a few hours to go now before debuting my Halloween costume, I’ve been thinking about a recent holiday telephone poll that seemed, at first, laughable. Conducted last week by the AP on 1,013 adults, 34 percent of respondents said they believed in ghosts, and a whopping 48 percent said they believed in extrasensory perception (ESP). Yes, that ESP, the “paranormal abilities” that include telepathy, precognition, and clairvoyance.
That’s FORTUNE TELLING, folks. Half of American adults believe in fortune telling.
There’s more. In an article originally run by This Old House last Halloween and re-run on CNN.com this Friday, a self-described ghost hunter and founder of the American Ghost Society, Troy Taylor, explains to readers how to rid their homes of ghosts. As he explains:
Once you’ve ruled out natural causes, you have a choice of what to do next. You can either learn to live with the novelty of a ghost in your house, or get in touch with a legitimate ghost researcher to help you understand what’s going on. This is not as easy as it sounds, as there are hundreds of them out there, with a varying degree of credibility.
At first, this made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh some more. Is CNN, perhaps the most trusted (or at least most popular) news agency in America, seriously assessing the varying degrees of credibility of ghost hunters? (The credibility variation, to be sure, is zero.) Calm down Ginny, you say, maybe CNN was just making a cutesy Halloween joke. Perhaps. But remember the poll. And, as James points out, even if the article was tongue-in-cheek, the reader comments posted online certainly were not:
Leah D. Lichtenberg, Sat, Oct 27, 07 at 08:32 AM
Hello! Yes! Ghosts, spirits, etc. do exists as I have seen plenty of them! I have 4 in my home and I am a paranormal investigator and a clairvoyant, which means I see dead people! We can help anyone that has spirits in there home.
My answer, Tue, Oct 09, 07 at 04:02 PM
I believe all your stories, and it’s nice to have nice ghosts in the house, the ghosts I’ve dealt with weren’t so nice. Here’s how to get rid of them - Pray to God and ask for a spiritual guide to take them where they need to be, and believe (have faith) that God has done it. No baths, no smoke, no voodoo, no nonsense. Take it from a pro, I’ve been there and done.
Ghost in HV, Tue, Oct 09, 07 at 01:46 PM
I have a ghost that resides in the Master Bedroom and Bathroom. Changes the time on the digital clock right in front of me - can see the numbers incrementing, “move something” results in a movement of something (not heavy) in the room.
jb, Tue, Oct 09, 07 at 01:40 PM
This Old Apartment ~ We have a ghost, that follows us anytime we move. Its not necessarily the place but sometimes the people that are being haunted. He makes noise, we tell him to quiet down and he does. Gotta love it.
The next question, then, is What’s the harm? Why care that so many of my contemporaries believe in nonsense? Irrational beliefs are all part of the same sinking ship. In my mind, those who believe in ghosts are not categorically different the Christian fundamentalists who are fighting to teach creationism in science classes, or the HIV/AIDS denialists who recommend “alternative” treatments to life-saving antiretroviral treatment.
And with that, I’m off to a party where rational adults dress up in fanciful costumes to celebrate the paranormal. Happy Halloween, Spooks!
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A peep into the most recent listings in my Gmail spam folder (currently holding 716 messages since last purged on Sept. 7) reveals some funny stuff. Some of the most bizarre (non-’enlarge your penis’) solicitations:
